French jewellery thief’s kissy kissy helps police (and me)

Oh, la, la do not fear your lovely jewels are safe with me, he smiled. Kiss me my chi ere, take away your fear. Oh, I forgot your bound and gagged. I will peck your cheek, leave my DNA, for the police.  (hope he gets jailed)

Did you know that kissing is good for you (but not for him)

Kissing releases stress
kissing fights tooth decay. (Really! And I thought it was my love of sweets)
Kissing tones your face muscles – makes you smile.
Kissing makes you feel good. No? You’re kissing the wrong girl/guy.
Kissing quietens the mind as good as meditation. No! not medication you fool!
Kissing burns calories. What? better than 5.2 fast diet (Or in my case slow diet)
Kissing stimulates your brain. Well, it has definitely stimulated  mine. I’m off to do some research –  kissing style.

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