Bank Holidays are For:

. Indulging the child in you
. Visiting: garden centre, museums, grand houses from olden times
. Watching footie with mates – with no females about
. Killing the alarm and snuggling back in to the duvet again
. Having a barbie in the rain – at the caravan with your coat on
. Eating chocolate and watching someone else’s love life on DVD.
. Fancying your chances with your significant one
. Eating ice cream cones on a windy pier – Laughing as it dribbles
down your chin
. Watching the world go by from the comfort of your armchair
. Spreading the newspaper on the table and chairs when the wife’s away.
. Doing the garden – fantasizing your at the Chelsea Flower Exhibition.
. Having a water balloon fight with the girlfriend When she’s just done her makeup and fake tan

Well, good luck with that then.
Me? I’m off to eat the leftover chocolates from Easter and read Mr Grey. (I have it on good authority – from the birthday girl – who shall remain nameless – that it’s great for curing the old influenza. Must be all the sweating she done)
Enjoy your bank holiday frolics and fun.
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