Harley Davidson Granny Says

About as useful as an ash tray on a Harley Davison

The funny things my granny says

I don’t understand it anyway

Where would the ashtray stay?

Wouldn’t the wind and

Passing cars blow it away?

Wonder did granny ever try

Nicking hot ash as she

Raced the guys on her Harley Bike

Ash and bikes don’t go

 Granny knows

No use ashtrays now

Except for the addicted few

Who shiver and drag in their

Black leather boots ‘n’ jacks

The funny things my granny says

Smoking ashtrays babes?  

On a Harley Davidson

No Way!

Gemma Hill

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