
About as useful as an ash tray on a Harley Davison
The funny things my granny says
I don’t understand it anyway
Where would the ashtray stay?
Wouldn’t the wind and
Passing cars blow it away?
Wonder did granny ever try
Nicking hot ash as she
Raced the guys on her Harley Bike
Ash and bikes don’t go
Granny knows
No use ashtrays now
Except for the addicted few
Who shiver and drag in their
Black leather boots ‘n’ jacks
The funny things my granny says
Smoking ashtrays babes?
On a Harley Davidson
No Way!
Gemma Hill
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