More to life than romance
A local farmer had a pedigree bull on loan from the Department of Agriculture, but as he failed to return him after the specified period the minister dispatched two inspectors to investigate. After much searching they found the house but could not get an answer when they knocked on the door. Having come so far they decided to look around; it was then they heard a noise, so they hid behind the hedge to see what was going on. To their astonishment they saw their man with the bull yoked to the plough and him shouting “Get up the yard there; there’s more to life than romance.”
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You waken him
A priest giving a sermon noticed a man nodding off in the congregation. He immediately asked an altar boy to go down and wake him but the altar boy’s reply was” ”you go down and wake him; it was you that put him to sleep”.
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The blind Man
A lady was having a shower when the doorbell rang. She called out “Whose there?” The caller said “I’m the blind man”, so she stepped out of the shower and opened the door and he came in saying” I’m here to measure for the new blinds.”
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Po Job
A group of nuns were unfortunate to run out of petrol on the M!.
After walking to a station the assistant couldn’t find a can. Eventually he found a poo. They got the petrol and were just putting it into the tank when a well-known clergyman from another church came along and seeing the going-on he said” ”I don’t think much of your religion but I admire your faith”.
The above jokes were published in Old Time Jokes and Stories compiled by Paddy O Grady
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