Short Stories with moral lessons Short Stories with moral lessons
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit on him.
Lying in the heap of cow manure the little bird began to feel warm. The heat of the shit was defrosting him!
He lay there all warm and happy. Soon he opened his throat and sang lustily with the joy of being alive.
A passing cat heard him and came to check it out. Finding the bird beneath the pile of manure it ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull.
“They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit on him.
Lying in the heap of cow manure the little bird began to feel warm. The heat of the shit was defrosting him!
He lay there all warm and happy. Soon he opened his throat and sang lustily with the joy of being alive.
A passing cat heard him and came to check it out. Finding the bird beneath the pile of manure it ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull.
“They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
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