Where’s my biscuits I want to shout
Food laid out in rows and rows
People heaping plates with culinary delights
faces round me all a glow
Merry making smiles and nods
Where’s my biscuits I want to shout
I don’t give a monkeys ass
For curry no matter how nice
Or salmon served in glowing splendour
I want my biscuits I want to shout
Im salivating at the thought of
Chocolate covered finger sticks
Oh god the taste on my tongue!
I.m feeling lightheaded
My sugar fix is badly needed
Jammy Dodgers in crunchy circles
Or traddy good old custard creams
My granny’s favourite
Oh what I’d give to have the gaul
To dare to stand and stamp my foot
Bawl at full throttle bang on the table
I want my biscuits
I want them now!
Not in bloody half a day
When this greedy famished shower
Stop chatting with their mouths full
And politely request biscuits and coffee
To finish off a lovely meal
I want my biscuits
I can’t stand it any longer
The chef and me are about to get matey
And when he gives me that cold hard stare as I push past the
Note pinned to the door
That says only staff may enter here. I will
Look him in the eye and bawl louder still
I want my biscuits my man
I want them now!
Or else I will have to shoot you dead
And get the bloody things myself