Not quite as fast the Donegal Rally Drivers but we’re on easy Sunny Sunday time. Enjoy my Sunday chuckle in the short story below
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit on him. Lying in the heap of cow manure the little bird began to feel warm.The heat of the shit was defrosting him! He lay there all warm and happy. Soon he opened his throat and sang lustily with the joy of being alive.
A passing cat heard him and came to check it out. Finding the bird beneath the pile of manure it ate him.
Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
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