GLUTTON’S REMORSE’S NEW YEAR RESOLUTION

GLUTTON’S REMORSE’S NEW YEAR RESOLUTION

N       Never Again! Teetotal all the way 2016!

Fight to the death   favorite unzippable jeans declares war on love handles

E          Energized

W       Wannabe pre-Christmas thin!

 

Y        Yodel on tippy toes ’til my ass ain’t dragging on my heels!

E        Enlist the help of yoga man or/and mat (preferably at the same time)

A       Announce on Facebook and Twitter x amount of weight loss in x amount of weeks.

I hear ya – death wish by social media!

R        Run on walking machine ‘til eyes glaze over.