GLUTTON’S REMORSE’S NEW YEAR RESOLUTION
N Never Again! Teetotal all the way 2016!
Fight to the death favorite unzippable jeans declares war on love handles
E Energized
W Wannabe pre-Christmas thin!
Y Yodel on tippy toes ’til my ass ain’t dragging on my heels!
E Enlist the help of yoga man or/and mat (preferably at the same time)
A Announce on Facebook and Twitter x amount of weight loss in x amount of weeks.
I hear ya – death wish by social media!
R Run on walking machine ‘til eyes glaze over.
