Granny’s Chiming Clock

Granny’s Chiming Clock by Guest Writer Richard Frew

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Summer days are here again

And we need a mini break,

Although we’re short of money

We have a holiday to take.

 

One night I had a brain wave

As I lay there in my bunk,

Perhaps we’d make a bit of cash

If we sold some attic junk.

 

We checked out all the paper

And found a car boot sale,

It was like an indoor market

Only on a grander scale.

 

I found a place to park the car

And spread our wares around,

We sold some things for fifty pence

And others for a pound.

 

A stranger asked about the clock

So, my wife gave me a call,

It had belonged to Granny

And for years hung in her hall.

 

 

The case was slightly damaged

And I’d never heard it tick,

I told him if he wanted it

Ten quid would do the trick.

 

The sale had raised some money

So we jetted to the sun,

I’ll not go into detail

But we had a lot of fun.

 

A bedroom needed doing up

And whenever we got back,

The wife sent me to buy the paint

And get the job on track.

 

I walked around the market stalls

And often stopped to talk,

Then I spied a trader try and sell

A wall hung chiming clock.

 

He guaranteed it kept good time

Though it was second hand,

But at forty quid a bargain

And none better in the land.

 

I thought I recognised the clock

As the one my granny had,

I’d sold it for a tenner and

That made me very sad.

 

I thought no more about it

And I’d never make a scene,

But then I spied this item

In an antiques magazine.

 

I gazed upon that photograph

In awe and couldn’t talk,

For there in brilliant colour

Was my granny’s chiming clock.

 

It claimed this fine example of

A Vienne eight day clock,

Was an antique classic timepiece

And the price was such a shock.

 

Three thousand pounds

Was what the buyer pai,

And apparently a bargain

To a man who knew the trade.

 

I was feeling really queasy

There was nothing I could do,

But try and learn from my mistakes

And to share this tale with you.

 

First published in:  A selection of Verse By

Richard Frew  2005